The Price of Victory
dooce: Almost worse than clogs
Beware the cost of winning. While I don’t think licorice is worse than clogs (there is a public v. private debate to be had), the health benefits and cost of using licorice as opposed to expensive and addictive laxatives weighs heavily toward licorice as a viable solution. Plus, I win. o
It matters none what the benefits of [black] licorice may be. The substance is really reconstituted TAR, with sugar added. It is putrid, nasty, disgusting, vile, heinous, creepy, nauseating, repugnant, odious, offensive, execrable, wretched, and hideous.
It is just plain FOUL.
And to foul up a sweet baby like Leta's breath with such atrocity is tanamount to abuse. I'm calling CPS. Oh wait. I don't know where EXACTLY you live. Scratch that.
Ew, I say. EW!!!
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